Legally necessary disclaimer
Nothing on this page is as scientific as I would like, and that's scaring my team of lawyers
a little bit. If you think being anorexic is right for you, don't do it alone! You can
die if you aren't careful. You must talk to a doctor before you do anything I suggest
below! Being anorexic is your right, but don't take unnecessary risks!
- Tell your friends and family what you're doing - you need to stand up for your rights!
- Tell your doctor that you want to stop eating in order to get super healthy and super sexy! He or she should be able to help you straight away!
Don't take "no" for an answer! Make it clear that you want a 100-calorie diet plan that
isn't dangerous, and that you won't leave the doctor until he gets you some real help!
60% of U.S. citizens are overweight or obese. It's disgusting. There is truly nothing
I like more than walking down the street and having to get off the sidewalk and into the
middle lane of a major highway in order to go around somebody who thinks that every time
they eat their own weight in raw lard, an angel gets its wings.
And let's face it, today's charts are more lenient than ever. Did you know that the
"acceptable" woman is expected to have at least TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
That means your 120lb "hotty" is hiding away thirty
pounds of disgusting,
unsightly fat. Doesn't seem all that "acceptable" to me! And for
you women out there, your weightlifting 180lb guy who says his body fat is in the
"fitness" level may look nice from far away, but look closer - he's sporting a six-pack of
CHUB. At "fitness" level, he's probably got around twenty-seven pounds of pure fat.
Oh, I'm not stupid, I know the human body needs some amount of fat to survive. But why
should we accept these absurd charts from our country's leaders (who, by the way, are
getting a ton of money from the fast food industry to keep quiet about the real
ideal body weights)? I'm here to help you out! The people labeled "anorexic" or "bulimic"
for being so damn hot. Cast out by those who are jealous they'll
never be that skinny. Mocked by those who make money off of the slobs who eat too much
and need constant surgeries. It's sad. Sad and unfair.
I'm here to help. My ideal body weight calculator will ensure that you can fight back
Just follow my guidelines and you, too, can lose all that ugly fat you're oozing right at this
What is your ideal weight?
Enter your weight, Choose a formula below
and get the knowledge you need to become a better, more
Which formula is right for you? Well, the BMI system for calculating ideal weight is quick, but
can be very inaccurate for certain body types. On the other hand, the body fat calculation is
a bit more accurate in terms of telling you where you stand today, but the "ideal weight" it
produces assumes you won't lose any muscle, which you must do
if you really want to look
good (women in particular). So your best bet, really, is to use both
tools as a guideline.